Sand-a Claus is coming
Published: Tue, 11/12/13
The stores are filling their shelves with Christmas toys,
inflatable lawn decorations, and the white frosted artificial
Christmas trees.
All made by the loving hands of happy Chinese children. Heh
As a quick aside, did you know that the artificial Christmas tree
was dreamed up by a guy that manufactured toilet brushes? He
figured that he could make additional money by building a few fake
trees using the same materials and factory equipment as he did his
toilet brushes.
Brilliant capitalism at work!
Anyway, I think that I want to dress up as Sanda Claus this year.
Yes, you heard me right, "Sanda" Claus.
I'll have little bags of sand to give to the children.
If they were good, the kid will get a nice, white 40/70 sized frac
sand that is gorgeous, round, and strong.
If Johnny was a bad boy, he's gonna get brown sandbox sand.
Maybe it's fit for kitty litter. Ha
I will get some strange looks for sure.
But, I think that sand would make a wonderful holiday gift this
year.
Especially since it can be found, mined, and processed right here
in the USA, without the need for Chinese assistance! Ha - try
saying that about the latest toys and electronics.
Alright, I probably won't dress up as Sanda Claus.
But, I do want to the take my kids out into the forest (not too
far) and get a nice, green, real tree this year. I'm excited
for that.
Maybe I'll do that on Black Friday, to avoid all the crowds.
Luckily for you, you don't have to wait in line all night on
Thanksgiving to get into our lab.
Nope, in fact you don't even have to leave the comfort of your
home.
Just box up around 5 lbs of the sand, send it to us, and we'll
do the rest.
Every time a box of sand arrives here at the lab, it feels like
Christmas to us.
New clients to work with, and relationships to build - we get as
excited as Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" does about
his Red Ryder BB gun.
That's the fun part of this business - building relationships
and learning about your work and business.
To start building a relationship with us, reply to this e-mail,
give me a call, or go here:
http://www.globalenergylaboratories.com