The chase by the topless shopper

Published: Thu, 12/05/13

Recently a topless female shopper chased after a dude in a store.

Turns out the guy was holding his handheld camera under her
dressing room door as this lady tried on bras.

This genius was apprehended by police a few blocks away, and then a
whole bunch of folks in the store identified him once they brought
him back.

"Dat's the guy!"

The lady ran topless through the store chasing this guy, but
stopped at the door to the outside.

She got the attention of the shoppers, that's for sure.

"Red light special."

See what I did there? A play on blue light special? Red light
district? Nudity?

Oh well, enough crappy jokes. My humor is slowed down by -25F
weather outside here.

Definitely time to keep the fireplace crackling.

There's a whole lotta chasing going on in the barite industry.

I'm hearing from folks all over looking to import barite, and
mine it here in the U.S.

Barite has a heckuva high density, and it's used as an
ingredient in hydraulic fracturing fluid to "weigh down"
the fluid.

Just now, a mining group out of California is trying to drill
barite exploration holes in Idaho, but they are running into
environmentalists getting in the way.

Their proposed drilling sites are in some wilderness area.

Anyway, the chase is on in the barite business.

And I'm the po-lice, doing testing on drilling grade barite to
help you figure out whether it can go to market.

$950 for a complete API testing package on barite.

Of course, that is the 2013 price.

To order drilling grade barite testing, or frac sand testing, reply
to this e-mail, give me a call, or go here:
http://www.globalenergylaboratories.com